"My whole house is filled with Cox, and it's one of the best experiences of my life. But they keep raising the price. They started at $40 for preferred internet, then $45, then $50, then $55 and when they keep raising the prices, I feel like a Cox Sucker! I'm not a Cox Sucker! I don't wanna pay that kind of money, and if you're fine with paying that kind of money that makes you a fucking Cox Sucker! Don't be one!"
by u fekn gooks November 6, 2014
Get the Cox Sucker mug.When you kick someone who is not expecting it. Usually it is done to a delicate area like the head, spine, or crotch.
by u_no_who_right March 10, 2010
Get the Sucker Kick mug.To be on a long bike ride (training ride or race)and trailing a person or people very closely (thereby minimizing your effort and making the person in front of you do all the hard work)all day until the last leg, then taking off to finish the ride first in front of your buddies like you are hero.
"Did you see him last week? He is such a Wheel Sucker. He pulled a wellesley and rode up my back for 60 miles and then took off like a hero to finish the ride in front of us all!!! He should take some HGH, rather than make me do all the hard work"!
by The Real IG August 9, 2007
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A person who can take any situation where others are enjoying themselves and remove all pleasure from it. Popularised by the Lindsay Lohan movie Freaky Friday.
A person who can take any situation where others are enjoying themselves and remove all pleasure from it. Popularised by the Lindsay Lohan movie Freaky Friday.
Bob: Hey, Frank. Wanna go cow-tipping with the guys tonight? It'll be a blast!
Frank: My dog was CRUSHED and KILLED when someone tipped a cow onto him.
Bob: ...
Chris: Hey, Frank. We're down at the river skipping rocks. Wanna come down?
Frank: My dog was KILLED when someone hit him with a rock when he was swimming. He DROWNED.
Chris: ...
George: Frank, you wanna come on a road trip during Spring Break?
Frank: My dog was RUN OVER and KILLED by college students on a road trip.
George: ...
Chris: ...
Bob: Seriously, man. What the fuck.
Frank: My dog was CRUSHED and KILLED when someone tipped a cow onto him.
Bob: ...
Chris: Hey, Frank. We're down at the river skipping rocks. Wanna come down?
Frank: My dog was KILLED when someone hit him with a rock when he was swimming. He DROWNED.
Chris: ...
George: Frank, you wanna come on a road trip during Spring Break?
Frank: My dog was RUN OVER and KILLED by college students on a road trip.
George: ...
Chris: ...
Bob: Seriously, man. What the fuck.
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