Rusted Mud Whistle

A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.

After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

Whatever Rustles your Jimmies

Similar to whatever floats your boat, tickles your peach, etcetera.

Person 1: Hey man, what do you want to eat?
Person 2: Oh, I don't care. Whatever rustles your Jimmies.

by SpeJohns October 2, 2013

Rutledge

(Verb) To pull just enough of a penis out of one’s mouth to apologize for an offense. Variation on the “Milton Berle” (pulling just enough of one’s penis out to show that it’s larger than another, but no more)

Named after Rutledge, PA, where local legend holds that one of the town’s namesakes regularly offered oral sex to avoid punishment from law enforcement.

“Dan’s going to have to Rutledge me for forgetting his manners.”

by LukesLeagueChamp November 26, 2019

Tin roof Rusted

A girl gets pregnant like in the song Love Shack by the B-52's.

You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!

by kerry August 17, 2004

rustle

To get really mad at something or someone and begin to sigh and speak louder or not at all, if continuing to become more rustled , the person will begin to shout and take out his anger on friends and family

rustle anger anger more anger

by Malous.panda October 3, 2013

rutledge fuck

when you thrust very hard onto a womans vagina area.

alex just rutledge fucked that cunt!

by alex rutledge January 12, 2009

c rustler

1. Someone, ussually male that likes to play with penises. Can be his own, someone elses, or an animals.

2. Characterizes the type of behavior you would expect from a straight or straightish man that likes to play with penises.

1. Michael smacked that monkey in the nuts. What a c rustler.

by Jonathan Christian November 19, 2006