Rumpkin

The opposite of a blumpkin. Getting your salad tossed while taking a piss.

My dirty ex girlfriend Martina, loved give me a nice long rumpkin while I was taking a piss!

by Garbonzozo July 10, 2010

rumpkin

Rump-kin: a person who is a hobo type without attention or care to their appearance, hygeine;
A person who wears a mullett and gets evicted from low rent trailer parks.
:A couch surfer

That guy driving the old car with a mattress tied to the roof wearing the yard sale ball cap is such a rumpkin!

by G. Stevens November 8, 2007

Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee

The art of blending rum and caffeine free diet Pepsi into the ultimate low calorie, semi-healthy, party drink. Great for losing weight after the holiday season.

"Hey bartender! I'm trying to shed some on those holiday pounds. I'll have a Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee."

by Jeff Fugelsang January 13, 2008

rumkin

Below a lump of shit

A pill of dog shit below that someone that is completely useless.. That person is a rumkin..

by Beer me October 28, 2013

rumpkin

an ass the is plump and round like a pumpkin

Yo Hommy, check out the rumpkin on my honey. That baby has back!

by Marty MACFly November 1, 2004

rumpkin

a large black ass with it's own gravitational pull

she's got a rumpkin thats why i love her

by steffie&dan January 24, 2009

rumaithah

The best motherfucking bitch in the world.

Rumaithah will bring out the porcupine

by BetterThanTilly October 29, 2018