RTFM

"Release The Flying Monkeys!"

Used by the Wicked Witch of the West when she is too busy or pissed off to speak the entire command.

Guy with big, furry hat: Your Wickedness, Dorothy and her gangstas have entered the Haunted Forest.

Witch: RTFM!!!

by Buggieboy May 6, 2008

rtfmfn

read the fucking manual fucking noob. an extension of ftfm.

Counter strike nub: how do i buy
1337 gamer: rtfmfn

by ¿tsunami! June 17, 2007

RTFM

Read The F*@#ing Maunual

Generally used on men who believe that they do not need to undertake any kind of instruction, that the act of being male itself, means they have the ablity to build/construct/erect anything without looking first, or even at all at the user manual, because men (believe) that these abilities are in their genes, and DO NOT require any help whatsoever from any kind instruction pamphlet! (Aww, bless them, they just never learn!)

"Sweetheart, really, you've been trying to put to put those shelves up for two weeks now...RTFM! Please! Before you bring the whole house down!"

by MeJuliee!! January 18, 2010

RTFM

Read the fucking manual

To be used commonly by salespersons in electrical shops such as Comet. When a customer returns with the polystyrene still inserted inside the walkman and complains that it does not work! One can coin the phrase, "Dont worry sir, it's juts a case of RTFM".

by Derek Paterson July 1, 2008

RTFM

used in electronic media when someone asks you for help (from read the fucking manual)

RTFM you dumbass.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

rtfp

Abbreviation for "Read the f****** powerpoint".

Stop asking and RTFP.

by hpg September 23, 2005

rtfm

rftm stands for Read The F*cking Manual. This term is used when referring to people who didn't read something properly such as a paragraph in a book, a question on a test or the definition for rtfm.

Luke: I though the question said three times two. Not two times three!!
Nathaniel: rtfm, dude

by jathatual November 7, 2016