"oh man you got to try this new toilet paper from royale... it makes wiping your ass feel like a piece of heaven"
by SSSSSSomeonE January 14, 2009
Get the royalemug. by dirty sanchez March 6, 2005
Get the royalemug. Royal is a type of cryptid that is a series of squirrels, possums, and pigeons, all sharing the same old man costume. A Royal drinks white wine and tells a ton of lies. If you see a Royal, you’ll become allergic to dairy.
I can’t go to Dairy Queen, bro. I saw a Royal last week. Soft-serve gives me diarrhea now. I also can’t tell you what’s real and not real!
by Hecktrocutioner420 May 24, 2019
Get the Royalmug. When Ciarra was little her daddy always told her she was his little princess, ever since then she has been stuck in "royality".
by shawberries October 2, 2009
Get the Royalitymug. Unappealing, undesireable, and uninspiring.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
Get the Royalmug. Cheating like son of a bitch who don't care about no one but his self also has a bestfriend usually that is a douche bag
I hate royalls
by Royal best friend son of March 27, 2014
Get the royallmug. I had my hair Royal Purple & loved it! So did my family & friends! Royal Purple is my very favorite color! I also have many clothes that color.
by Starchylde June 8, 2016
Get the Royal Purplemug.