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Foxymoron

Oxymoronic accusations and aspersions made on a politician or celebrity's character by Fox News, e.g., that President Obama is both a socialist AND a Nazi. Or that Warren Buffet is both a billionaire, which he is, AND a socialist.
Best example of a Foxymoron is a Daily Show clip where a Fox News commentator accuses Warren Buffet of being a socialist for saying the rich should be taxed more.
by arevolutionofone August 23, 2011
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oxymoron

Two words that means the exact opposite of the next word.
Two words that conflict eachother
Examples of an oxymoron:
Obama Care
Naturally Artificial
Toyota Stop
by WAFFLES ARE THE BEST April 2, 2011
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oxymoronia

noun: from the latin "oxy" "moronia" lit. "total state of douche-baggery"; a mental disorder in which the sufferer simultaneously holds two opposing view points on some particular issue; particularly if the two view points are mutually exclusive; often seen in circles of religious fanatics and fringe politicos.
Ex 1:

Person #1: "Did you hear about that 'pro-lifer' that busted into that family planning clinic and killed those doctors and nurses?"

Person #2: "Yeah, classic case of oxymoronia: pro-lifer on a killing spree."

Ex 2

John McCain going on an anti-MMA crusade because it's "too violent", and then a few short years later voting to go to war where tens of thousands are killed.
by The Opster January 31, 2010
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oxymoron

Two words with disparate meanings, used together to form a nonsensical phrase.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005
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oxymoron

when a chick's nice warm mouth is giving a guy dome with ice in her mouth to create a contradicting sensation in the genital region
Alex: O's that oxymoron felt so good last night
O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice
Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling
by The cheating system February 21, 2011
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oxymoron

A not-so-popular mixed drink. It consists of:

one shot of vodka
1/2 shot of lemon juice
one teaspoon honey

It is named this because despite the controdictory ingredients, none of them mask each other's flavor.
I had 20 oxymorons last night, at least I think I did...
by Frederico July 29, 2005
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That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!
MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"
by essenceofexistence June 19, 2017
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