roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

Rolling Out the Red Carpet

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

Rolling Chris Brown Out

When your banging a girl from on top, and then get off and proceed to jerk it as if to nut on her face, Then you quickly turn around, and surprise her with poop instead and then beat the crap out of her while calling her Rihanna.

Bitch, you'd better shut the f**k up or you'll get a rolling chris brown out!

by Chris brown out August 2, 2011

Roll Out, With My Pole Out

What you say when its time to leave in a cockiness style.

guy 1. Man, lets GTFO of here.
guy 2. Yea F*** this place, its time to Roll Out, With My Pole Out.

by T.J. Dubz January 13, 2010

roll out with your hole out

A female who is partying hard, or is planning on doing so. The female equivalent of "rock out with your cock out".

Anna: "I'm going to have a big night tonight Linda."
Linda: "Is that right? Are you going to roll out with your hole out?!"

by Brendan Wills November 12, 2007

roll out like a troll out

the act of moving from one location to another, mainly occuring in europe; said to have origin from a german fairy tale of a boy with large hands.

'we gotta get on the bus!"
"roll out like a troll out!"

by EFtoursaregreat August 22, 2008

Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.

Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo

by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016