Rogan

Rogans are usually attractive and funny, which will catch your eye immediately. You will talk to Rogan somewhere and instantly fall in love, which will make you think about him all the time. He will charm you so much, but have awful communication skills, so much so it will probably end whatever you have. He will charm you with his words, and make you want him back every day, even though he has moved on. You will likely NEVER forget Rogan, no matter how hard you try, he will be stuck in your memories forever.

Girl 1: " I wish I could start all over with Rogan"

Girl 2: " It's been 8 months, why do you still like him?"

Rogan by Isaiah 60:22 February 1, 2026

Rogan Josh 

A person that is full of cheeky shenanigans.

What a couple of Rogan Joshes posing in front of their minivan.

Rogan Josh by Watermarlone October 13, 2021

ROGAN PAUL 

a god among men otherwise known as Rogrates modern day genius musical prodigy

You know when his presecnce is felt with a quaking through your body

OMG ITS ROGAN PAUL

WOOOW HE'S A GOD

ROGAN PAUL by FANGIRL592 October 19, 2018

Rogan Josh 

Rogan Josh is a person with particularly squishy forearms that derived from India. In their spare time, they will often be found driving Tesla’s and throwing money into bins while homeless people watch on. Rogan Josh can be seen with numerous styles and shades of hair, ranging from orange to black.

Person 1 - Did you see that homeless lady in desperate need of food?
Person 2 - Yea, Rogan Josh was beside her feeding the birds dinner
Person 1 - Classic Rogan Josh

Rogan Josh by possum master January 18, 2020

Rogan world 

The reality rogan lives in inside his mind, where facts about countries are recited and all the knowledge in the universe exists.

Mom: Rogan can you let the dog out?

Rogan: …
Sister: he’s in rogan world he can’t hear you

Rogan world by pukkabug January 7, 2023

Rogan Josh 

Slang for a Blow Job AKA Nosh

Normally said down south but its creeping back up North

Cockney ryming at its best - Josh = nosh = Blow job - Fellatio

Went out last night and this bird gave me a Rogan Josh

Rogan Josh by Baron Rouge February 10, 2009

Rogan’s Razor 

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.

“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor

Rogan’s Razor by falkenlaser February 8, 2022