Rodrigo

There are two types of Rodrigo there is one that gets supported by everyone in their life. Then there is one other type and that is a Rodrigo who thinks he is God and that everyone around him are basically trash when in reality the trash he lives in is smarter then him. Now listen if you find the second type of Rodrigo call 4561237890 then you will hear Phil swift talk and he will tell you to find that Rodrigo then praise him then Alexis Texas will appear and shoot Rodrigo in the face.
Rodrigo your so cool (Alexis Texas appears and Rodrigo dies)
by Crowmago March 13, 2020
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Rodrigo

TALL AS FUCK! DAMN THIS NIGGA BE TALL. I LOOK UP WHILE IM WALKING TO SCHOOL, I SEE HIS FUCKING HEAD TAKING A SHOWER IN HIS DUMPY ASS HOUSE. DAYUM. HE PLAY THE BASKETBALL LIKE A TALL ASS MOTHAFUCKA, HE EAT OUT YO HOUSE AND HOME, POOP ON YO LAWN AND IS BRAZILIAN SO HE OWNS A SET OF THONGS.
Rodrigo can't pee properly cuz hes so tall that he pisses on the other toilets

Rodrigo says, "I'ma Bettio!"

"Rodrigo is an ass tall motherfucker who needs to grow a mustache" says the Juan.
by XxXxXSnYpez489XxXxX December 17, 2011
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Rodrigo

Usually spanish. Tall, dark, handsome. Known to have a small penis, but knows how to use his hands. Loves to show his emotions but is still a bad ass. Get to know your Rodrigo. You will not be disappointed.
I wish I could get a RODRIGO
by Manthaaa January 03, 2011
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Rodrigo

He's seven

He's five
He's toxic
That's it.
by Yeeticus 723 April 27, 2020
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Rodrigo

A person who loves pizza ,dogs, cats, is a loyal boyfriend has a cute laugh and smile and is the best boyfriend ever.
"I love people who act like Rodrigo"
by I am Not a Human January 22, 2022
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Rodrigo

A short ass dude who has teeth like shrek he is slow as hell at every sport he plays he wont get no pussy ever if there is a picture for ugly in a dictionary it would be him he is attracted to dudes and girls named ophelia he is most likely a benchwarmer at any sport he plays he likes to talk alot of shit even tho his hairline is fucked up
Rodrigo gets rejected alot by girls and men he tries to ask out
by By yo mama 1w November 26, 2019
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Lame vergas o put0 gei
Oh mira, un Rodrigo
¡Que Rodrigo eres!
by Holawenasmigente July 27, 2020
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