Rod 

I hopeless guy who always dreams of being cool, no one likes him.
See twat

Man that guy's just like Rod

Rod by Anonymous July 15, 2003

rod 

A person posessing a small penis

That rod is always copying david's look

rod by Hollow Jerkie December 23, 2003

Rod 

Although it is usually refered to a long hard on, this "rod", is a kid with a very small wang wang.

Penis head

Rod by Squizzle January 30, 2004

Rod 

The name of someone who is kind and caring to his family he is also super fun and likes kids

Rod is a great guy to be around

Rod by Cookielover88 April 21, 2018

rod 

Short for nimrod or ramrod; but it's just a rod...

Last night I thought my friend was a tool - but I realized he was the entire toolshed, no, not the toolshed, he was the biggest ROD in the toolshed.

rod by Alecs Cook ("The Ultimate Authority on Peanuts an August 31, 2003

rod 

Term of derision applied to any offensive male who hoves into view. Comes in handy at the pub when any male who mistakenly thinks he's 'cool' is spotted. They don't realise that the term is an insult, and thus you escape unpunched.

That mullet's such a rod

rod by The Rod April 25, 2003

rod 

Midwestern slang for a dollar

"The dude said I had to lay a rod on him for the info."

rod by Dick Weed March 7, 2005