love robbery

To have your heart stolen by someone like they can have flaws but you love them

"Bruh I think I'm in a love robbery"

by K.Slayys July 20, 2015

Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.

Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.

by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 26, 2022

luke robbery

Luke robbery is when your rolling like Lieutenant Dan listening to Elton Johns - Candle in the wind

Luke robbery was rollin like Diddy Kong

by Hollandgod March 22, 2016

Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.

That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!

by Gen Z God April 30, 2022

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 15, 2018

Armed Robbery

An armed robbery is an act of stealing with a firearm equipped with you at all times. This is usually done with a group of people, but doing it solo will be really risky. It is not as complex as a heist, but is more complicated than shoplifting or just stealing in general.

Police: There is an Armed Robbery taking place at this location.

by NerdCan December 29, 2018

Foreskin robbery

When someone, most the time a doctor, robs you of your sheath for your one eyes snake.

Those doctors committed a foreskin robbery when I was born!

by Gen Z God April 28, 2022