love robbery

To have your heart stolen by someone like they can have flaws but you love them

"Bruh I think I'm in a love robbery"

by K.Slayys July 20, 2015

Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.

Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.

by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 26, 2022

Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.

That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!

by Gen Z God April 30, 2022

luke robbery

Luke robbery is when your rolling like Lieutenant Dan listening to Elton Johns - Candle in the wind

Luke robbery was rollin like Diddy Kong

by Hollandgod March 22, 2016

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 15, 2018

Armed Robbery

An armed robbery is an act of stealing with a firearm equipped with you at all times. This is usually done with a group of people, but doing it solo will be really risky. It is not as complex as a heist, but is more complicated than shoplifting or just stealing in general.

Police: There is an Armed Robbery taking place at this location.

by NerdCan December 29, 2018

Foreskin robbery

When someone, most the time a doctor, robs you of your sheath for your one eyes snake.

Those doctors committed a foreskin robbery when I was born!

by Gen Z God April 28, 2022