roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

Flag

Get the roadskill mug.

roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

Flag

Get the roadskill mug.

Related Words

roadski • roadskill • Roadskies • Roadkill • Roadshitter • roadside • roadside circumcision • radski • roadkilledroach • Roadkill Pussy

1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.

2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.

Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!

by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011

Flag

Get the Roadkill Hot mug.

Roadside beday

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.

Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.

by DAS206 July 19, 2019

Flag

Get the Roadside beday mug.

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009

Flag