not my first rodeo

An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.

Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.

Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...

by Davester75 July 4, 2012

Roadcock

When you're driving on a road and wanna get freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dude, we should get some roadcock on this trip

by Aquamarible October 8, 2017

rodeo grip

While jerking off, grabbing your cock so that your palm faces away from you and your thumb is closer to your nuts. This is similar to the grip used by cowboy's on the rope while bull riding.

For a change of pace, I used the rodeo grip while whacking it last night.

by TheFlyingZap April 26, 2011

Butt Hole Rodeo

While engaging in anal sex, at the point of climax you smack the girl on the ass and call her the wrong name. Than hold on as long as you can while she struggles to get off you.

I played the butt hole rodeo last night and managed to hang on for almost 10 seconds.

by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009

Donald Trump Rodeo Position

When you’re having sex with an SJW doggystyle and you whisper in her/his ear... I voted for Trump... and successfully hold for 10 seconds. (=

Hey Vac, remember that hot blonde SJW I picked up at the LAUSD teacher’s strike Monday? I set a new personal record for the Donald Trump Rodeo Position at 17 seconds!!!

MAGA 2020!!!

by SJWs for TRUMP! MAGA!!! January 14, 2019

rodeo of love

when you're doin your girl from behind either in the ass or pussy and you call out the name of her sister or best friend, then attempt hold on for 8 seconds without getting bucked off you have survived the rodeo of love

dude there i was hittin my girl from the back, i called her sisters name, but my rodeo of love lasted all of two seconds before i broke my nose on the wall.

by DOC LOCO April 22, 2007

elbow rodeo

a creative game, created for intelligent people. The game consists of one person holding out their arm, their competitor grabing their "wenis" or elbow flab and holding on for dear life. The first person then jerks their hand towards their shoulder continuously, this tightens the skin on the wenis making the second person lose grip. The object is to get the person to let go, or to hold on as long as you can. Can you face the challenge?

On his first date, Dawaun had LaKeysha go on an elbow rodeo to break the ice.

by zues hey May 3, 2006