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Cult Ritual

A ritualistic curse that Taylor Swift performs to make her enemies flop on the charts.
Taylor Swift performed a cult ritual to make Katy Perry flop with success, as Witness was a disaster.
by Spideyrule May 27, 2018
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Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it
Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual
by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019
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rufiki ritual

When making love, you ejaculate onto the women's forhead, then with your thumb, make a number "9" into the forehead and onto the nasal bridge, all whilst saying, in a commanding and mighty throaty roar, "Simba", using your semen as your tribal marking paint.
"Dude, I was fucking this jungle bunny last night and i had her on her back. Right after i came, i scooped some of it up on my thumb, and gave her the rufiki ritual. She told me I probably shouldn't ever come back.
by simbasex10609 January 1, 2010
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dark ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: We've got a powercut and the KFC I had for lunch is messing up my gut something awful
Justin: Sounds like the perfect time for a dark ritual
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
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The Pignato Ritual.

A red haired ginger that gets lathered in cum from Aborigine children of the wild, and is used for a feast to the starved Africans.
Arthur: I saw some Aborigines up north, I believe they were doing "The Pignato Ritual."

Shawn: Ahhh...yeah I saw the ginger walk up there a while ago...poor piggy.
by Dustywhitey November 18, 2011
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superjoint ritual

1.shitty band that has no rythm.

2.Uses Phil Anselmo's celebrity to make up for their lack of instrumental talent.

3. All noise,no music
#1: The cd player's skipping!

#2: No it's just playing a track from the superjoint ritual cd.
by Phil's a faggot June 9, 2004
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superjoint ritual

A horrible experiment in which it was discovered that otherwise talented musicians could create really shitty music. Phenomenal albums if what you like is really fast songs with no apparent melody because lisening to d-tuned garbage played at 166 bpm makes you "hardcore."
"Hey, I want to get back at my more talented friends for being more talented than I am. How can I make a total embarrasment out of myself?"
"Get all these great musicians together, record a really crappy album, and sell it through Wal-Mart. And use a really stupid band name - Superjoint Ritual sounds good. If that doesn't show the world what a turd you are, then nothing will."
by R_Remi December 24, 2006
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