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rigor dermis

the "death mask" result of an overindulgence in Botox and other aging-skin enhancements
Do I think she's gotten Botox injections?!? She's hit the needle so many times, she's got rigor dermis.
by sherpadave November 30, 2011
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rigorize

(v) The act of completing tasks, required or not, which have as their object the improvement of the faculties, either mental or physical. Most commonly associated with academic work, which is both required and, in the case of any serious student, has as its object the improvement of critical thinking abilities and discipline.
After Jimmy rigorized at the gym, which gave him a momentary boost to his energy and focus, he decided to rigorize in the library.

Bill was going to rigorize at the Engineering School for the night, but when he passed his fraternity, he decided to abandon his plans for rigor and imbibe alcohol. He was subsequently unable to rigorize academically for the next week, and failed out of school as a result.

Despite the sexual entreatments of his super-hot girlfriend, Jack insisted that he had to rigorize for the MCAT's that night. He was summarily dumped, but scored a 43 a couple days later, thus affirming the value of rigorizing instead of succumbing to short-term biological needs with diminishing returns.

Self improvement increases in exact proportion to the amount one rigorizes.

"'Early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise'--gee whiz,now that's a maxim, if I've ever heard one", said Trent. "Not so fast, Trent, Franklin actually got it wrong", replied Farris. "It should be 'early to bed, and early to rise, provided he desires to rigorize, shall make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise'"
by Bill Manning. February 4, 2010
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rigor mortis

The state of being after taking too much ecstacy
"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"

or

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."
by Jazzface78 February 22, 2005
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rigortude

a rigorous attitude

someone who is very strict
someone who is hard to endure
someone who is harsh or cruel
The class wouldn't have been as bad if it weren't for that prof and her rigortude.
by fairies.wear.boots July 20, 2008
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rigorify

To increase the demands or difficulty associated with a task, especially the curriculum of a university.
We could rigorify graduation requirements by adding a foreign language requirement.
by The Beat Handbook March 30, 2010
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rigor rocks the bounty

The "Rigor" comes from "Rigor Mortis". The phrase itself means to really, really rock the bounty.
Finding that pantload of cash rigor rocks the bounty!
by YHWH October 10, 2004
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rigoursbutthole

Hey is that rigoursbutthole
by Rigoursbutthole March 20, 2020
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