Richard 

Richard is a boys name that is-- wait a minute. Richard is another word for cock, penis, or dick which mean the same thing. Typically men with 5-7 inch dicks call it their richard.

Meanwhile, two gay men have a chat about their dicks and it all doesn't go that well.

Trevor: Hey Conrad, nice chode you got there.

Conrad: *pulls down pants*
Trevor: WAIT NO I'D TAKE THAT BACK, That's one fine richard!
Conrad: I'd like to see you do it
Trevor: *pulls down pants*
Conrad: OOOOH!!! TREVOR HAS A CHODE!
Trevor: FUCK YOU CONRAD!

Richard by Anonomous4002 May 21, 2020

Richard 

Richard is very cute and charming. He makes every woman he looks at super horny. Richards have an enormous dick. He is quick to fall in love and a flirt. When he gets in a relationship he takes it seriously and is a great lover. Richard doesnt show his emotions alot, only very few people will actually know him. Richards are great friends and are always loyal. He always makes u laugh. He is very sexual and is always horny. He is a risk taker and a little bit of a rebel. He is very smart. Richard is loved by many.

Did you see the size of his cock, it was so huge, he must be a Richard.

Richard by dfdfd d fddfddff February 27, 2016

Richard 

Handsome tall man. Athletic. Often makes dumb mistakes, but makes up for them after. Very passionate, and great in bed! Can make any girl fall head over heels for him. Can be a loyal boyfriend when he wants to be and has a great sense of humor. Sometimes acts coldhearted or heartless when he's hurt so you shouldn't take anything that he says into consideration when he's mad. And he'll always have you running back to him.

Mary: Why are you so in love with him? You're obsessed!
Samara: Cause he's Richard!

Richard by JohnSmithhhh January 4, 2015

Richard 

A handsome, kind and smart man who is a great addition to any family. He knows how to cheer people up and his presence alone can make you happy. Being friends with a Richard is like winning the lottery. It's so rare to meet someone as cool as him. Don't EVER upset a Richard, because you will regret it.

Person 1: Woah! What is that guy's name?
Person 2: That's definitely Richard!
Person 1: He's so cool.
Person 3: Sign that man to a modelling agency!

Richard by i dont need a username March 2, 2019

Richard 

A common name used by the male species.

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Richard.

Richard by colliekins November 20, 2006

Richard 

a very tall man, who knows when he finds love and will stop at nothing to get it. the nickname "dick" enrages him and will probably punch you in the arm if you call him that. he enjoys the company of his friends and will gladly change his schedule for them.

person: "Hey, Richard!"
richard: "What?"
person: "Can you change this light bulb?"
richard: "Fine!"

Richard by n0obl0r January 22, 2009

Richard 

Richard is a person who fucks up by throwing a frisbee that flies into the highway

WHAT THE FUCK, RICHARD?!?!

Richard by Phoenix1500 August 15, 2019