Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Ass hair removal

Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by

Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!

by 32121 August 7, 2016

Noise Removal

The final boss of Ear Rape.

This type of meme was somewhat popular in 2007 but died off very quickly.

Guy: Remember Noise Removal?

Friend: No.
Guy: Yeah it was just a scary Ear Rape.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

Revivalry

The annual college football game between Texas Christian University and Baylor University.

Andy Dalton completed his first 11 passes and finished 21-for-23 for 267 yards and two Touchdowns in a 45-10 Revivalry victory for TCU.

by math department cookies July 10, 2012

Tree Removal

Tree Removals are y’all at performed by guys by the name of Tim. They will usually do it to simp for their neighbors.

Hello my name is Tim and I live next door, I am here for the tree removal.

by Tree removal November 20, 2020

FTR (F**K The Revival)

A phrase used by pro wrestler Cody Rhodes mocking the WWE tag-team "The Revival"

1, 2, 3, FTR (F**k The Revival)!!

by terdorks April 18, 2018

Ghetto Revival

Fixing up the Ghetto by making it a nicer place for the pim's,hoe's,thugs ect.

Thug1: hey b did you hear about the new strip-club down the bloc?

Thug2: Jeah Nigga dat's part of da Ghetto Revival.

by Skeletal Lightning January 13, 2007