Revision

Something you should be doing as your exams are tomorrow. But instead you're procrastinating by looking at revision tips on YouTube and not actually doing anything.

Mum: Have you done revision today?

You: yeah, i did some *insert subject you did a week ago*

by Hyperainbow December 31, 2018

revivify

To put new life or vigor into; To impart new life, energy, or spirit to.

A new leader who revivified the movement; a celebration that revivify our spirits.

by revivify April 15, 2022

light revision

revising while watching various uplifting YouTube clips, texting as well as occasionally checking your tumblr dashboard.

It's usually followed by deep regret.

(founder:Pennyroyall)

Wow Dela and Taposhi are the queens of light revision.

by delpenny June 4, 2014

Twin Tea Kettle (revision)

when a man is back to back with his wife and sticks his thumb up his own asshole while sticking his index finger up her asshole ( same hand ) as they both finger fuck/jerk themselves off

Dick and Jane were bored at home so a little twin tea kettle (revision) action livend up their night

by Boo Koo Dinero May 30, 2018

revisionary

The wiping of residual fecal matter from one's anus long after the initial wiping has occured. Usually triggered by the awkward feeling of an undergarment sticking inside the anal crack.

After feeling unclean and seeing a large skid mark in my underpants, I decided it was time for a revisionary. I felt so much better afterwards.

by Tommy Jameson March 18, 2004

revisionist racism

The practice of using historical dates and facts out of context with the intent to negatively impact public opinion about members of particular religious or minority groups. Especially relevant when the dates or historical events used occurred more than 250 years in the past.

The Renee Elmer's ad against the community center in New York doesn't make a convincing argument, it's just revisionist racism.

I don't understand why Turkey hasn't been allowed to join the EU, most of the arguments I've heard are based more in revisionist racism than fact.

by snickersnak September 26, 2010

revision

going to malta on holiday to work on your "revision".. ie, tan in the sunshine

A: did you do any revision this holiday at all?

B: yeah totally, check out my tan lines!

by catbabyyyy May 17, 2011