realationship

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.

Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.

by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010

Masturbation Revelation

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.

"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Rebelation

When you have a powerful understanding thought for the first time that you are a rebel. In this action you are in acceptance that you are a rebel.

Man 1: When will you have a rebelation that you are a in facttrebel?

Rebel: I'm to rebellious to care

by lukemandese March 10, 2008

Relationdick

Noun; when a female will only "clean pipe" (suck dick) and let you smash out with the impression of a long term committed relationship.

All i want is for this broad to dome me up, but she wants the relationdick. FUCK THAT!

by wcpoet76 May 14, 2009

Post Cum Revelation

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.

John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time

by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012

Rebelution

An awesome reggae band from Santa Barbara, California. Unique sound and great live shows!

Dude that Rebelution show last night was B.A!

by Gr808 January 14, 2010

porcelain revelation

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.

Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.

by ilted April 8, 2010