retardittar

When someone is retardedbeyond retarded

Adrian is so retardittar

by ThatOneBitxh23 June 14, 2018

retarditus

a very lethal disease that makes you so incredibly stupid.

Hey bro you have retarditus

by fboiretard April 10, 2019

retardathon

A bonanza of idiocy and stupidity with participants all trying to surpass each other in exploits of mental deficiency, usually with no end in sight.

I tried to get my carpet installed from Home Depot and they mismeasured, re-mismeasured, stalled for two months, brought the wrong padding, made zig-zagging and intersecting seamlines, and fucked up the quote. It was a total retardathon.

by Scottee Mac September 10, 2005

retardissimo

To be at the utmost level of retardedness

dude, you just stabbed your eyeball with a ferret, you are retardissimo

by Hari November 1, 2003

retardi b

a retardi b is someone who thinks they are cooler than everyone else just because they know all the words to Cardi B's songs. they think they are cool but in reality they look very stupid, hence the name, "retardi b"

"ugh there maddie goes with her stupid rapping"
"i know, she thinks she's talented but shes really just making a retardi b of herself"

by rosemaryeety August 25, 2019

Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Sentimental Retardation

The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.

When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.

by jcbailaz October 30, 2011