resistentialism

The seemingly obstinate behavior on the part of inanimate objects

When the computer refused to power up, even though it had worked just fine 10 minutes ago and he knew nothing had changed, he chalked it up to a bad case of resistentialism.

by ray tuley May 23, 2007

canadian resistance

it is the ability for canadians to resist the flu

everyone has the flu
hmmm except for the canadian kid he had canadian resistance

by epic fail 99 February 4, 2009

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

uk resistance

Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.

I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.

by Michael April 9, 2005

resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007

government resistance

Not to be confused with the term resistance movement. A resistance movement is an organized effort by some portion of the civil population of a country to withstand the legally established government or an occupying power and to disrupt civil order and stability.
This would be the Governments definition filled with cognitive dissonance. It contradicts itself as many Governmental definitions do.
1. government resistance is the open rebellion and resistance to the general public's insistence that public civil servants must use logic, reason, and truth when performing the duties of public office.

The people must cease and desist their insistence that this administration uses reasonable amounts of Logic and truth when performing the duties of our public office. This wonderful idea will be met with the most steadfast government resistance possible.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

scottish resistance

1) when two sexual partners pretend that a traditional scottish kilt is a strange, cloth chastity belt, and the act of defloration is reenacted; 2) a red head that won't put out 3) a virgin girl who doesn't wear underwear but does wear really short skirts and won't have sex with you

1) too bad the pink in that kilt was actually insulation, otherwise I actually would have defeated the scottish resistance last night 2) jenny ohara is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever 3) brittany snow is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever

by yesyoudid February 26, 2011