reed

The word reed is fisrtly a water plant which grows on bank of rivers, but also can be used as an insult which is to call someone a (geek) or someone who is abnoxious.
"your such a freakin reed, get out of my life and shut up!"
or
"hey reed why dont you go and eat a decroded piece of crap"
by Adam Batty March 21, 2006
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A sexy beast that doesn't give a shit about notin and gets what he wants in an agressive ass muda fuckin way
“Damn he was killed bye a Reed” not suprised
by Ollie berry November 20, 2018
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A really tall kid that seems real tough but is actually wimpish when he is scared (no offense), known to make high-pitched squeeking noises when threatened
He through the baseball right at my face and when i stood up with an angry look on my face he squeeked and rran away just like Reed Kimzey
by qwertyop February 05, 2009
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Someone who makes grand promises but fails to keep them. Someone you want to believe in but fails you. He is generally found hanging out with anybody and everybody because he doesn't know who he is. He takes up offers and falls through. Reed's are not to be trusted. They break hearts and tell lies.
Don't trust him he is as two-faced as a Reed.
If you get married make sure your spouse isn't a Reed.
by Queen Desdemona October 23, 2014
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('Read) to Reed.
1:) To Reed someone is the act of taking someone's possion without permission. v.
1:) Why would you Reed my ring?
2:) Stop Reeding my stuff Maxene.
by dindsoe November 15, 2010
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a guitar playing doucher that probably brags about how many times he can skip a rock and cries after sex. only friends are other reeds
"Look at Reed over there flirting with the lunch ladies."
by slimthicc69 October 26, 2017
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1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.

2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)

3.A really great college in Oregon.
"Did you see that guy?"
"Eww, he looked like a total Reed!"

"Reed, READ to me."

Reed College
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