reddiquette

The guidelines you must follow in reddit, even though no one usually does.

Oi mate! This post breaks the reddiquette! We better report this to the subreddit moderators or reddit admins!

by Deadly Haxor known as 4chan June 17, 2016

JJ Redick

Most hated NCAA Basketball player in the country and maybe ever. This is mostly because of his knack for the 3 point shot and free throw conistency (94% career shooter, best ever in the NCAA). A great shooter, but sometimes inconsistant. Does not have great shot selection.

"JJ Redick goes to the line for 2, which he will almost always make."

by TheChance February 12, 2005

erection redirection

Term referring to a change in the target of pursuit for a (hopefully) single man. Usually occurs when a new more attractive female is found.

"Jeremy never showed up to his wedding?!"
"Yeah, he had one hell of erection redirection."

by Jake LE February 21, 2008

rediract

v. To modify past e-mails, text messages, or other stored correspondences for sake of humor.

---- BEFORE REDIRACTING ----

From: Aaron
To: Bob

Bob,

I can't meet you later. I'm going diving at the pool.

---- AFTER REDIRACTING ----

From: Bob
To: Aaron

That's why I have sex with your wife.

Original Message:
-----------------
From: Aaron
To: Bob

Bob,

I can't meet you later. I'm going to a gay bar.

by KertDawg July 7, 2006

Redie

as in- little redie riding hood! because little redie loves to ride hood!

REDIE-"my o' my what a large mouth you have"

WOLF-"all the better to suck your cock with"

by monkey devil November 6, 2007

redicktion

The act of a male restricting his ol' ladies access to his penis including any and all sexual acts for punishment purposes.

Stephanie : GOD I'M SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED!!!
Julie: Why? Don't yell at me!!!
Stephanie: I'm sorry..... it's not you.....I forgot to do the dishes yesterday..... and Jonathan put me on redicktion and I miss his perfect penis already!!!

by LemmeF1ndOut January 16, 2021

Rediet

Rediet is a fine women who is attractive and very intelligent. This person is probably the only one that gets attention in every room they get into. This person lives a very luxurious life and is very giving , but don’t get on their bad side because they will ruin your life!

“ Hey bro who is that fine ass woman? She must be a rediet.”

by Syloucious November 22, 2021