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Red Neck

one who does such things as drink beer at a funeral, bathes in a car wash, leaves it up to the U.S. Male service to deliver letters, pees on themselves while floating down the river, or gets their nipple bit off by a beaver.(person 1-Ma sure looks good in that coffin. *sips beer*
person 2-That ain't Ma *sips beer*
person 3-Yeah it is, they just shaved off her mustache. *sips beer*)
by Sluj October 24, 2004
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Red Neck

A white-guy that is sipping moonshine, while playing a banjo, as he re-loads a double barrel 12-gauge shot gun, as he rides his beat up John Deere tractor that is pulling a mobile home with his wife/cousin and his daughter/niece are making Chicken-Fried-Bacon with Budweiser batter and Jack Daniels gravy and his five-year old son watches a NASCAR race.
That red neck was so drunk and I was scared to be in the same state as him.
by thatoneguyfromvegas October 8, 2010
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red-necks

1.A person who spends so much time outside their neck turns red.
2.A person who watches "Blue Collar Tv and Comedy Tour" and uses the jokes on it with his budwiser drinking buddies.
3.Some one who spends his money on his tractor and truck or beer.
Jeff Foxworthy, Half my relatives, Litter Trailer Parks across our fine country's southern area
by NaTeDoGG November 10, 2004
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Red Neck

If You can read this you are probably not a Red Neck. If you have a computer you are probably not a Red Neck. The strongest supporters of "ignorance is bliss". Usually loves Nascar and John Deer.
by Hamiltore October 30, 2010
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Red neck

someone who likes fishing hunting and nascar, oh yeah and they're not very smart
first i went hunting and then made out wiht my sister because i'm a red neck
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Red-Neck

A person who lives in the country who knows how to have a hella good time.
John: Hey Bob, whats goin on!?
Bob: Nothin' much just haggin out at the house.
John: well why don't you come on over and have a beer!
Bob: Okay! i'll bring my purdy lady tooo!
John: GREAT! we'll have a red-neck of a time. :D
by bobbe' April 23, 2008
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Red Necks

A Red Neck is a term to describe white conservatives from the south.

Where do Red Necks come from: Red Necks come from a long line of inbreeding. Each new set of children will have sexual intercourse with their cousins. Making them Mentally Retarted and they will have multiple toes, fingers, etc.

How to spot a Red Neck:

Red Necks are usually fat and have long greasy hair and long beards. Red Necks usually have crooked teeth and are missing several teeth. They usually wear cross necklaces and have a tattoo of Jesus on there arm. Red Necks drive huge trucks with a Trump sticker on there bumpers. Red Necks usually live in trashy trailer homes with a confederate flag flying in there yard.

Red Necks Favorite Activitys: There favorite activities are to sit around the camp fire listening to country music while drinking a beer. They like hunting and fishing but a Red Necks all time favorite activity is to play Mississippi Wind Chime.
How to use Red Neck in a sentence:

Looks like that Red Neck forgot his tractor.

You better run little black boy the Red Necks are coming.
by Anon2789 September 17, 2017
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