Realastic

Pronunciation: real-a-lastic

When you stretch the truth

Bob said he got a "A" plus on his math test, but it sounded realastic.

by nicki12628 September 10, 2016

realistik

someone who's not livin in a fantasy world. a person that is realistic.
<taken from the word realistic>>

your so realistik

by FOREALGurl August 26, 2003

Realistic Randy

Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)

Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"

by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011

realistic minecraft

A viral YouTube trend that you put you record your hands in a green screen and put it in a gameplay footage. It sometimes gets cringe and goes too far. For example mickey mouse in minecraft using greenscreen. And the worst part: This gets millions and thousands of views! Because putting your hands in a game turns it "realistic"

Do you want to watch realistic minecraft with me?

by TheFoil August 17, 2017

Realisticism

Realisticism is a word that implies that something is realistic.

(person 1)"did you see the new COD update?"
(person 2)"yeah, the realisticism is insane"

by DoomBoyIIII May 11, 2022

a realistic

Someone who thinks of things in a realistic manor. An opposite of a realistic is a hopeless romantic.

For example ; you don't have dreams about fairy tales or love. You just go with the flow, basically. & let things fall into place without over thinking. A realistic is someone who might not believe in love unless proved wrong.

by Taylor Alyssa Jane Marry February 24, 2014

Realisticise

To make something more realistic, especially an expectation.

I started this PhD hoping to change the world, but had to realisticise the fuck out of it or I never would have finished.

by walkymatt July 24, 2014