real life situations 

An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.

Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.

real life situations by redrobinyum562 January 30, 2022

Real-life Poke 

Instead of using a facebook poke,this is a poke brought to real life; can be used on people, objects or animals (such as a bunny).

That girl just real-life poked me, totally unexpected!

Real-life Poke by N. Owl December 31, 2007

Real Life Ragequit 

To leave with rage in a public or real-life event.

Player 1 wouldn't stop feeding so he caused Player 2 to ragequit, not only in the DotA game, but he also left the vent and failed to show up to school for the next three days.

Player 1's noobishness wouldn't allow Player 2 to last hit causing Simon to real life ragequit, crying"RAGEQUIT!" sprinting out of the lan party, and showing his face in public for the next ten days.

Real Life Ragequit by Ownalizer December 9, 2009

real life human being 

Real life human being...
Means a human being that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes...and is not a computer....

When i take the time to call a business /service company that i pay a monthly bill to...i expect to discuss my questions/concerns with a real life human being....a real llfe human being....who is a human being ...that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes and is not a computer...instead of me getting pissed off at a computer....that has no ears... to hear me speak slowly...ever...i think customer service is person to person....and all persons deserve a job....not a computer...

real life human being by PRETTY IN COPPER July 18, 2017

real life happy

Your really happy about your overall life and accomplishments

Yo, I am real life happy right now bro

real life happy by Oly2017664 September 8, 2017

real life simming 

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

real life simming by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Real Life Goofy 

Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.

This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy

Real Life Goofy by Bruce Bayne February 12, 2015