headiness

Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.

I use the word headiness, so it is obvious I have no frontal lobes.

by ryan February 3, 2005

relaxiness

The feeling you get when you veg out in front of a good comedy show like The Daily Show or the Colbert Report, sharing some funny moments at the end of the day with the ones you love.

He had an supreme feeling of relaxiness when he stretched out on the sofa.

by Manfred.Macx December 1, 2011

Retardiness

Alvaro said it

Alvaro:"I'm my own specimen of retardiness"

by Saranadeurmom November 30, 2019

Realness

A word which is part of gay slang that doesn't really have a meaning aside from saying that the thing that is referred to in the sentence "serves" or "slays".

This fit serving cunty realness.

by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Realness

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".

This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.

by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Realness

The ability to pass as something, or to emphasize the vibe of something

Imagine a crossdresser that can pass as a woman, with glasses, heels and a sleek black skirt on, someone would say "Look at her! she is giving receptionist realness!"

by ujiria November 4, 2023

Rainessa

A girl who has a wild life and talks a lot. Pretty annoying and nothing great about her, she's weird and really bad at socializing.

That girl Rainessa is a weirdo.

by Ronne12345 November 21, 2023