rathighway

A bad road leading to bad place, usually referring to evil or misfortune. This roads would be common on a ratplanet or just in a seedy part of town

There I was, stuck on another rathighway, overwhelmed by the pending doom.

by Apple Octopus August 21, 2006

Rathwell

Rathwell, Manitoba, Canada:
known as the town that never sleeps, major parties occur here or around here. Things get crazy in this place.

Fred: hey wheres the party at this weekend
Dave: Rathwell man!
Fred: isn't that the town that never sleeps?!
Dave: yes it is!

by Chiliwak October 13, 2009

I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 16, 2010

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Ratheist

An atheist who frequents the r/atheism subreddit.

Man, Matthew is such a ratheist!

by Mr Church Sir August 22, 2011