rando

a random or strange person who does random and strange things.

jae: did you see the new guy in our year?
nina: omg mark? yeah, he’s such a rando. he asked me if i put ketchup on my ice cream.

by jk’s toenails July 1, 2022

Rando

The team member in a video game that's not a part of your party or group, and joins via random matchmaking. Consistently unreliable and never trustworthy.

"I thought the rando was watching that angle!"

"Never trust the rando."

by Knightsundere February 24, 2023

Rando

What randos call someone they don’t know

Rando: Who‘s this rando

by BingChillinh January 24, 2024

rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

by master.blaster July 17, 2009

Rando Calrissian

A random guy who inserts himself into a conversation or shows up unexpectedly and acts like he belongs.

"I'm waiting for my test results, hopefully it's not HP-"
"HEY, what are we talking about?"
"Whoa, Rando Calrissian! Fly your ass back to Cloud City, we're having a private conversation."

by 575 December 18, 2014

rando-sexual

Uttering random, often made-up phrases or doing random things with innuendo to compensate for boredom, lack of a life, or being impotent.

Me at the Thanksgiving table: "Basty, basty, five-dollar. Me baste it long time."

Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."

by Jonathan Sullenberger December 22, 2016

Rando Snail

A scrub, a random person, a nobody.

Joe - "yo who just joined our lobby?"
Reagan - "I don't know just some rando snail."

by lmfbomaster69 October 5, 2017