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raisin bag 

When it's so damn cold outside your balls shrivel up and hide like raisins.
It's so damn cold in Manitoba that every time I go outside I get raisin bag.
raisin bag by Hayz December 12, 2003
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Raisin Smuggler 

A guy/girl having hard nipples showing through their shirt.

Nipples have a wrinkly texture like raisins when they totally hard.
Hey, did you see Stacey's nipples?

Yeah, she's a raisin smuggler.
Raisin Smuggler by Tank ass February 14, 2009

Raisin Nuts 

Small testicles that resemble the size and shape of raisins. Small wrinkly testicles.
Wow son, you have raisin nuts. How embarrassing.
Raisin Nuts by ::The Mikester:: April 14, 2008

Shaky raisin 

A pitiful, shriveled, stretch marked penis that has Parkinson's disease and possibly has Alzheimer's. Usually has liver spots and feels like a wet noodle.
I would rather take a two inch punisher up the butt than see a shaky raisin.
Shaky raisin by Tortilla chip September 22, 2017

Raisin Thursday 

When you come into work on Thursday thinking it is Friday, just to find out that it is not. Comparable to buying a chocolate chip cookie only to find out on the first bite it is in fact a raisin cookie.
Sweet! Only two hours until the weekend!

Dude, it's not Friday.

What? Fucking raisin Thursdays.
Raisin Thursday by MrSkulled December 9, 2012

Raisin Ranch 

An old folks home. Where you drop your parents off when they get old, and are pretty much useless. I hope I never get old.
"You'd better start walking, or I'll drop you at a Raisin Ranch", said Karen to her Mother.

"My Mom works at a raisin ranch, cleaning old people's asses", I said.

"You're headed straight for the raisin ranch when you retire, Ed!" I exclaimed.
Raisin Ranch by pallybear December 23, 2005