Derived from the Latin phrase “Quid Pro Quo” (this for that), Quid Pro Quip is a style of conversation in which persons exchange witticisms or gibes.
Mom: “Get out of bed, John! We’re going to church.”
John: “Fuck no, I’m hungover.”
Mom: “Don’t you want to be a good Christian?”
John: “Shit mom…Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
Mom: “I will fucking end you if we have to go quid pro quip on a Sunday morning…”
John: “Fuck no, I’m hungover.”
Mom: “Don’t you want to be a good Christian?”
John: “Shit mom…Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
Mom: “I will fucking end you if we have to go quid pro quip on a Sunday morning…”
by grow6629 February 20, 2011
Get the Quid Pro Quipmug. Quip - an adjective to describe a feeling of slight boredom, it is an equivalent to replying “meh” when asked how you are doing.
by mortalitas.wren July 6, 2023
Get the Quipmug. It’s Basically The Word Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm But You used the keyboard sliding thing on your phone.
by AK47AR15 June 9, 2024
Get the Quip all ammug. 
Get the quipmug. A fucking retard "Ask stupid questions get stupid answers."
Hym "You're a fucking retard."
A fucking retard "Fuck around and find out"
Hym "It's just one derpy quip after the next."
A fucking retard "I'm defeating you!!"
Hym "You got a bunch of kids murdered with a cover up you shouldn't have been allowed to commit. So I guess we both won. And you're still going to pay for the AI!"
Hym "You're a fucking retard."
A fucking retard "Fuck around and find out"
Hym "It's just one derpy quip after the next."
A fucking retard "I'm defeating you!!"
Hym "You got a bunch of kids murdered with a cover up you shouldn't have been allowed to commit. So I guess we both won. And you're still going to pay for the AI!"
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Derpy quipmug.