Quiff

A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
by chris leisure December 09, 2010
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Quiff

The ship name for Quinn and Jeff from the TV show Glee
Hey do you ship Quiff?
by emma starshine February 21, 2011
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The Quiff

An ignorant user that spends all of his time in a Pojo. He spends all of his waking hours on Pojo, typing inane YuGiOh theories even though he has no competitive experience. If you happen to point out a flaw in one of his arguments, he will ignore you or make a horrible analogy. He is constantly accompanied by the hermaphrodite Nuuuuf and the equally misguided troll T-Drag. If you ever venture into the dark section of Pojo's Banned and Restricted section, watch out for this freak and his gang of lackeys.
1: Stop! It's Logic Time!
2: Random Poster: The Quiff, your analogies are terrible.
The Quiff: Would you rather: A: Catch a disease, but be cured afterward.
B: Have a vaccination so that disease can never affect you.
Random Poster: Dude, this is a YuGiOh forum.
The Quiff: <ignores post>
3: The Quiff: Come, my minions!
*random trolls and tools from Pojo pop up*
by DantedaKing23 August 29, 2008
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quiffe

a fanny fart from your fanny
by fanny bone September 17, 2006
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Quiff

Slur for gay men who will pay money to suck cock.
--New York City 1960's
by Keedle May 01, 2006
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Quiff

The male version on a "queef" (farting out of your penis)
Jua: Aww nic

it stinks did you just quiff
Nic: Yeaaaaa man it felt good
by nickdckgibson September 30, 2014
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Quiff

noun.
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.
*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?
by ApolloTloc March 18, 2008
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