by Chanc100 March 15, 2016
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A man or woman that is a sex slave either by force, desire or circumstance.
Usually used by a dominant to berate a submissive
A man or woman that is a sex slave either by force, desire or circumstance.
Usually used by a dominant to berate a submissive
by Sallux August 15, 2018
Get the Queltrum mug.A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.
by Ruprech April 9, 2010
Get the Quelch mug.Quela’s are easy to talk to and when you meet them it’s like talking to an old friend. She makes self deprecating jokes but she really believes them, even though they aren’t true. She is really funny and beautiful even if she won’t believe it. She may not have many friends but the ones she does have are her life. Never lose a Quela.
by bigbuttsarefuniguess September 23, 2018
Get the Quela mug.A highly anticipated board game that crosses the very definition of sanity. Most often used when under the influence of LSD, heroine, ecstasy, cocaine or a combination of the four.
The game, created by Imagination Games (a multi platform game company), leads you to perform a series of unordinary tasks that one would never consider doing in any sober state. It is not uncommon for players to quit the game after the first few rounds due to confusion, embarrassment, or drug overdose. A recent study at University of Maryland suggests that students tend to score worse on the SAT’s and other standardized tests after playing this game. Although nothing has yet to be proven, rumors have been circulating that Quelf is one of the underlying factors responsible for the poverty in South Africa, the current economic decline, and the H1N1 virus.
The game, created by Imagination Games (a multi platform game company), leads you to perform a series of unordinary tasks that one would never consider doing in any sober state. It is not uncommon for players to quit the game after the first few rounds due to confusion, embarrassment, or drug overdose. A recent study at University of Maryland suggests that students tend to score worse on the SAT’s and other standardized tests after playing this game. Although nothing has yet to be proven, rumors have been circulating that Quelf is one of the underlying factors responsible for the poverty in South Africa, the current economic decline, and the H1N1 virus.
Hey man, I just picked up this new board game at Target called Quelf, do you want to play?
I would, but I'm getting drug tested at my current job. Next time I shoot up I'll let you know and we can play.
I would, but I'm getting drug tested at my current job. Next time I shoot up I'll let you know and we can play.
by l00katme August 12, 2010
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Get the Quelch mug.Quelm is usually used out of laziness, or when the person wants to be intentionally vague and/or mysterious. It's origins lie in the Darling town in the Land of Prince Bishops, from the wise old sage Rubens Mhorrow.
by Buentes September 11, 2005
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