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Qualify

To be used for males or females. When you come across that one person; above all that can get it. Ergo, you would fuck the shit out of them.
Mark: ayo my dude? You see shorty in da blue?

Rob: HELL YEA!!! She badd as a bitch.

Mark: oh yea. She QUALIFY....for wut we call....THE DICK!!!
by D*Nyce* March 4, 2009
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Qualified Racist

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.
Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist
by dkinirvine December 17, 2012
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Qualifired

Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.
Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.
by GloriousC May 4, 2011
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Qualification to sing with akon

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")
"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."
by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013
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qalid

a qalid is a man who thinks he is good at what he does but actually isnt. this person will try to make himself appear to be good at something but really be terrible at it. this man will also be clumsy and at times, funny.
person 1: did u know that he thinks hes good at stealing, he got caught by his own dad!

person 2: what a qalid. who does he think he is.
by 0ants0 August 19, 2021
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3 hole qualified

A female that takes dick in her mouth, pussy, and ass.
by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017
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National 3 Hole Qualification Day

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
by MPS208 March 27, 2023
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