piping me up

To hype someone up, tell them what they want to hear.to instigate

During the fight, everyone was piping me up

by Lulu boo boo July 19, 2017

Piping On

The act of someone talking shit and cranking on about pointless activities.

Dean Is always piping on, sometimes I wish he would just shutup.

by Funny man 808 July 21, 2012

5 Pipers Piping

When your having an orgy and 5 girls are sucking the same dick simultaneously

Oh my God look at those 5 Pipers Piping on John!

by Baconbitties December 17, 2016

piping hot laxative

Coffee, well known for its mysterious laxative properties

Hey, I'm a little constipated; would you mind picking me up a piping hot laxative at Starbucks?

by MamaLemma March 5, 2008

double piping

When two penises are filling a woman at the same time. Can be any combination of holes - one penis at each end, or both in the same hole.

I can't believe Jeremy and your dad gave your mom a double piping this morning! Does she have my #?

Christine was super enthusiastic for the two-for-one deal until she realized it was just an old-fashioned double piping.

by A Man123 April 26, 2014

Texas BBQ sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking

Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.

Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!

by mothertruckerdude6969 June 12, 2018

piping it up

Making out that one is bigger / badder / harder than one actually is.

Person - Azza said he's gonna do 400kg on the leg press later.

Friend - Yeah, he's always piping it up though.

by Arnold J. Vadgehammer November 18, 2007