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mud putter 

The shitty, loud, and just plain obnoxious scooters that generally black people ride in many neighborhoods. Generally have a flappy orange flag on the back. Mud being that black guy ridin it.
Dawg i hope his mud putter gets smashed by a semi. So tired of hearin that shit drivin up and down the street
mud putter by mr.mikey August 7, 2008

Down-putter

Someone or something that puts people down, makes them feel slightly bad about themselves.
Hey, have you seen that new Instagram picture lately? It is a real down-putter.
Down-putter by Xword-defineX February 18, 2019

The Side-putter 

When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter
I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.
The Side-putter by randycort87 January 16, 2015

Magic Putter 

This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.
Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!

Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....
Magic Putter by MadDogC October 16, 2012

barrel putter 

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration
i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother
barrel putter by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick
where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"
rusty putter by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010

Dutch Putter 

Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.
1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.