Angry Pteradactyl

When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style, he suddenly sticks it in her behind and flaps her arms making sqwaking noises with an awkward expression on her face.

Dude! I heard you and your girl all the way downstairs last night!

Yeah, I gave her an Angry Pteradactyl.

by Yolanda Yomama March 21, 2008

'puter

short for: computer

my 'puter crashed. may i use yours?

by fah_q_buddie May 14, 2009

Darendra Putrawan

Darendra Putrawan is the greatest human being there is in the history of earth humanity...
He is the nicest of them all...
He loves to go to the mall and buy people gifts...
He is a crazy rich Asian...
He helps people in need...
He makes people laugh and giggle...
He is the best...
He is one of the smartest people in Asia...
He is the most innocent person in the history of humans...

" look who is that?" "of course, that's Darendra Putrawan he is the best!"

by jordan_ramsi383 April 15, 2019

puterfluster

when a guy gets nervous and/or shy when around a very hot girl

Look at Bob, he's getting all puterflustered.

by Spencer Ruble November 3, 2005

Cea Patera

Cea Patera is the official owner of Patera Utopia. She is your virtual life coach that discusses a variation of topics on her website. She also takes private bookings and answers your messages privately on her Instagram. She also lives alongside an AI called Kleo Patera. Her small group of fans are called the PB'S (the pink baddies) as her whole aesthetic is pink.

Person 1 : "Hey have you heard about Cea Patera's new article on Patera Utopia?"
Person 2: "No not really but I should check it out because I want to know if my partner is cheating or not."
Person 1: "She will tell you all the big and subtle red flags."

by pink baddie apprentice May 8, 2021

Puterus

Puterus: The combination of male and female sex organs in one extravagant and fabulous human being.

A guy could love on my puterus OR I could love on a girl with my puterus, my puterus can recieve or give love from any angle.

by Pen Sovereignty November 21, 2010

Puter

A term old people use for "computer" or PC when they want to sound hip.

Old person: I was dinking around on the 'puter last night and found the funniest webpage! Do you get the L. O. L. cats?
GeekSquad employee: Ma'am, there's a line forming behind you...

by Classic Bat March 9, 2010