face pushups

when a girls face looks hot for the first time

daamn did you see fran last night? bitch mustove been doing some face pushups lately

by andrew penis February 5, 2010

Morning Pushups

The act of masturbation in the morning.

I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.

by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014

Dangus Pussus

(Interjection.)

A reiterate, creative use of the word "dang." Useful in very quirky, eccentric conversations among friends, usually great when used during texts.

Dangus pussus, my gee! I'm sorry she broke your mandingle.

Dangus pussus! What the hecksies? I thought I told you to stop tryna give me ass, step-sis.

by Rhetorical Butt-fart May 30, 2022

Little pusspuss

Little pusspuss aka cpollard; somebody whose arse flaps as soon as an unfamiliar person calls the phone. Particularly when asked a question he doesn't know the answer to, thus whimpering, panicking and looking around furiously in anxiety for somebody to rescue him from the situation.

Remember when that guy couldn't see his van from his window and cpollard started crying, what a little pusspuss.

by ff0zzyyy September 22, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022