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Asian Persuasion

-A word to describe the peoples of Asia 's uncanny negotiating skills that are acquired from birth. (These skills are mostly used to solve algebraic equations). Unfortunately these skills cannot be used in any other instance that doesn't involve mathematics. Asian negotiators were let go for they could not seem to discern which direction they should be facing on account of their terrible eyesight.
-In one case, Chinese negotiator, Dong Soo Kim, who was very skilled in Asian Persuasion, had a record breaking 542 failed negotiations. Due mostly because he could not effectively fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

-Asian Persuasion can be used against one's self as with the case that one convinced themselves that turning into oncoming traffic is a good idea and will benefit both insurance policy holders and the progress of modern arithmetic and rice production.
Asian Persuasion by Untrue Facts November 27, 2012

religious persuasion 

(n.) Ones' religion, that one was persuaded into belief of by man or miracle. Usually refering to the denomination as opposed to the actual religion.
I am a Christian, of the catholic persuasion, and will defend my beliefs against anyone who challenges them, unless thier misinterpretation is so great, that they should simply DIE, which rules out most people who talk about contradictions in the bible and other claptrap.

asain persuasion 

wen someone who has no buisness dating a chino is dating a chino
eww?!? she really has a thing for asain persuasion?!??
asain persuasion by thtkushh December 9, 2010

asian persuasion

A vietnamese and half japanese token asian girls just trying to stay alive by all means possible.

Some believe they may be EVIL. There is no scientific proof for these assumptions.

Somedays they can be seen in their other identities: a hamster and a bird.

They tend to love opening the mind, smoke a DEATH amount of stoges, and discuss different conspiracy theories.
ap-we got 5 on it!
others- oh nice!
ap- oh I think we lost it... oh man.... this sucks.
others- oh no dudes its all good.
ap- sweet, we got you some other time though
others- fo sho fo sho
ap- eeheheheheeeee.... asian persuasion.
asian persuasion by purplebird27 January 15, 2008

Asian persuasion

Nice on Nainggolan ya asian persuasion
Asian persuasion by BenJJarvis February 21, 2017

persuasionista

Anyone dedicated to the study, uses, trends, and history of Persuasion (subset of Communication Studies). Usually refers to scholars, educators, political operatives, journalists, public relations and marketing professionals who deal with persuasion as it pertains to their chosen field.

Also, anyone engaging in an excessive amount of obvious persuasion to attain their goal.
"This political ad has so many stats, music, images of children and flags, it must have been made by a persuasionista."

"Karl wants to go out with me and keeps sending me notes, flowers and chocolate; he's being a total persuasionista about it!"
persuasionista by Jeff Burks November 2, 2007