penis purchase

Something you only buy into whilst wielding a raging stiffy. Examples include porno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage, etc.

Usually I don't bother with paid porn but the genitals were hidden behind a paywall and I had to figure out if it was a man or a woman. That was a penis purchase I still regret.

by Prometheus McSpanky April 12, 2017

purchase anxiety

the feeling one gets when overspending, or spending money on something you shouldn't purchase.

I had so much purchase anxiety when I bought that new car I had to think about selling it!

by Caroline43001 August 2, 2009

Purchase

1. Verb: To purchase is to buy something.
2. Adjective: Describes something that is worth buying

1. Can I purchase some weed please?
2. Those shoes were a purchase, they were only £30!

by Aidan Brooks July 18, 2008

Mule for Purchase

1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.

I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.

by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

Louisiana Purchase

the act of a male hot gluing pennies onto his penis, then proceeding to ram a girl in the ass. While doing so, the male then sets her hair on fire, throws her out a the window of a four story building, severely injuring her, then steeling her tv.

Jake: "i gave this chick a Louisiana purchase the other day. My dick still hurts but the tv was worth it."

Jack: "Very nice!"

by jdubs9486 March 3, 2010

purchase

Female genitalia. Lady parts. The female equivalent of a package.

I saw Donald Trump grab her right in the purchase.

It's called a purchase, because sooner or later you're going to pay for it.

by Ponch 3:16 August 10, 2018

Alzheimer's Purchase

An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.

Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!

by AluMiNuM7777 December 3, 2013