Pupienus

A Roman emperor, one of many known as "The Barracks Emperors" which was a series of emperors who ascended to the throne by staging military coups, and ruled for a short time before themselves being deposed. Pupienus in particular ruled for roughly 2 months from February to May 238 a.d.

His fuckin' name sounds like Poopy Anus, man. Best emperor ever.

Guy #1: Dude I just shat, i have a Pupienus.
Guy #2: You mean you have a fairly insignificant Roman emperor?
Guy #1: Yeah.

by Schlong McFondle May 8, 2007

pulled an aaron

try to kiss a girl and fail, then go in for a second kiss in complete desperation and/or confusion

Hey look, did you see Conan? He totally just pulled an aaron with Rebecca Romaine Stamos.

by darkman2701 January 3, 2009

pulled a whitey

if you smoke too much weed causing you to get fucked up real bad

"last night was so crazy, cant believe the weed was so strong that i pulled a whitey

by trustmedaddy August 28, 2015

Pulled a Lien

When you are talking to someone, and he/ or she falls asleeps on you. That is what you call, " pulling/pulled a lien."

Guy 1: Bro remember when that guy was all like " NO CHANIQUA!"
Guy 2: zzzzzz
Guy 1: Bro you there?....
-snoring-
Guy 1: Dude wtf man.. you pulled a lien.. AGAIN.

by AwwDumpling October 4, 2011

Pulled an OJ

When you do a bad or heinous crime, but get away with little to no loss. In reference to the OJ Simpson murder trial.

They caught me robbing the store, but then I pulled an OJ and got away with a $30 fine!

by [restricted] November 17, 2015

Pulled a twotone

“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging

You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone

by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021

Smol Pupper

A small doggo
Smol but sassy
Cute aesthetic
Does not bork
Here are 2 smol puppers

Look at dat smol pupper over there, why wont he bork?

by SquishySuperStar October 17, 2017