Punjab Kings

The worst franchise in the IPL who don't deserve a single cup...
They always let go of the best players and retain the bad ones
Worst franchise ever...

Person 1:Hey you're like Punjab Kings
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Means you're a failure

by KLass Fan November 23, 2021

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a short mexican that works for you to build trumps wall to keep his kind out

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by bigdaddydillcharzarding69420 April 18, 2023

Royal Punjab

A service fit for kings: a sexual act in which one uses their "poon" to do the job.

Bring my courtesan for I am in need of a Royal Punjab!

- The King

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by Rockoutcokout December 8, 2021

safe punjabi (no virus)

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014