An ancient Roman tradition invented by Zingus. The fruit punch surprise is the action of surprising ones partner with a delightful spray of fruit punch hidden deep within ones anal cavity. Typically forced out through flatulence, for fun, or for sexual pleasure.
by God of smegma April 3, 2026
Get the Fruit punch surprise mug.The pinch of tobacco that is missing from a can of moist tobacco. Copenhagen is usually the only brand that does this. Don't worry, you still get the same amount of tobacco, it is just more condensed and contains less stems than other brands such as Grizzly or Skoal.
Jake: Man they should did take a God's Pinch outta this one!
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.
Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.
Luke: LOL whatever you say.
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.
Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.
Luke: LOL whatever you say.
by Cope_Junky98 November 15, 2016
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Get the punch the starfish mug.Noun: A bubble of blackened blood trapped under the skin, as is caused when one traps a web of skin in a mousetrap, hits it with a hammer or similar. White kids in the 1970s said it.
Adult: "Ouch! I've given myself a black man's pinch in the edge of that drop-leaf dining table."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
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by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019
Get the punch the skunk mug.Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
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