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Patchy Pumpkin

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.
Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.
by nostalgia nikki May 25, 2017
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Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.
"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.
by rarganCCS October 29, 2012
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pumpkin positive

The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.
"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"
"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"
"Clearly pumpkin positive"
by IanXDaws January 12, 2009
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pumpism

When it is there first time listing to lil pump and swear up and down there from the hood
Yo I this little kid swear he from the hood that little kid must have pumpism
by Mr litterbug March 7, 2018
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Pump Iron

To lift weights; to engage in weight or strength training. To work out.
Hot chick at the gym: "OMG! You are so buff!!"
Buff Guy: "Ya babe, I pump iron."
by Gavi120 June 10, 2010
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paper pump

-noun/verb

The recipient of a fist pump responds by placing their entire hand over initiator's fist resembling "paper beats rock" in Rock-Paper-Scissor.
After Grandpa blew out all 90 candles he rocked my fist pump with a mean paper pump.
by AHarris January 2, 2011
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Barnyard Pump

Associated with the Washington Nationals, the Barnyard Pump is a farm themed rally cry with powers beyond explanation.

Evolving from the typical mid-9th inning pump executed by members of the Nationals Entertainment Team to achieve a Nats win, the Barnyard Pump consists of miscellaneous animals with no shame dancing and throwing t-shirts to a newly energized crowd. Some of the animals that have made an appearance include the Geico Gecko, the Chick-fil-A Cow, a snake, a chicken, a hippo, a giraffe, a cat, a raccoon, and the Easter Bunny.

While fans regularly sitting close to section 111 are generally most exposed to the magic, the mystique is beginning to spread beyond the coveted third base line.

Most notably, a Barnyard Pump was activated each time before Bryce Harper stepped to the plate in the 2018 Home Run Derby.

Additionally, in the 2018 All-Star Game, the Barnyard Pump made an appearance just before the bottom of the 9th. Directly following, Cincinnati Reds second baseman Scooter Gennett, representing the trailing National League, hit a two run home run to tie the game and send it into extra innings.

No one really knows the origins of the Barnyard Pump, but they do know the potential it possesses.

Other names:
Farmyard Pump
The Infamous Barnyard Pump
When asked how he won the 2018 Home Run Derby, Bryce Harper explained, “It was definitely because of the Barnyard Pump.”
by StrikeThat7 July 20, 2018
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