by shambola September 5, 2004
Get the puritanism mug.A rare but serious disease that affects many who come in contact with the carriers.This disease is brought on by extreme lack of sexual activity. Symptoms include random spurts of extreme anger and discomfort, blue balls, and constant sexual tension. Anyone who contracts this illness is advised to seek immediate medical attention, which often includes having a lot of sex.
Ex.1 Man, my girl never puts-out. I think she has Pruditisis.
Ex. 2 Don't get with Susie. I've heard she has Pruditisis
Ex. 2 Don't get with Susie. I've heard she has Pruditisis
by Johnnie Yelfar December 5, 2010
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To punish and penetrate. Mostly used as a verb on vaginas. After punitrating something, it is most likely fucked up
My mother is no longer having her time of the month...
That's because I punitrated her vaj last night
That's because I punitrated her vaj last night
by number22haha September 26, 2010
Get the punitrate mug.A smart beautiful girl who is nice but hard to get, also she is friendly but if you make her mad then she will most likely hurt you.
by hevenlygodess April 19, 2016
Get the puritie mug.A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)
ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."
by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011
Get the bar stool pundit mug.An online child who is deeply uncomfortable with the sense that people online might present sexual characteristics and who proactively demands that people curtail behavior that they interpret as sexually suggestive.
Seriously the only people arguing to ban kink at pride are 4chan nazis, cynical twitch streamers and puriteens.
by blockchildrenontwitter May 26, 2021
Get the puriteen mug.The world's oldest continually valid food and drink regulation. The reason for the law was to assure that valuable bread cereals would be used for beer brewing.
The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.
The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.
Thank goodness for the German Purity Law of 1516. If not beer would taste like crap and we would die of food poisoning.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 26, 2005
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