Pedosexual

Pedosexuality is a make believe sexuality, in which someone is a "child lover" but it is bullshit, it is a way for pedophiles to feel accepted. Pedophiles, like this, had a petition to see if they felt they should be accept into the LGBTQA+ community. As a friend of many members myself I can say that most of the LGBTQA+ don't think this is acceptable (so don't go hating on an queers)

Tim: Hey Dave
Dave: Oh, hey
Tim: What's up?
Dave: Would you accept me for who I am?
Tim: Yeah bro, what are you? Gay? Bi? Trans? Non-Binary?
Dave: Pedosexual!
Tim: *gets up and leaves the bar after pouring his beer on Dave's lap*

by IfYouLoveMeILoveYou April 23, 2020

pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

An inherited disorder that closely simulates the symptoms but not the consequences of pseudohypoparathyroidism and, thus it has mild or no manifestations of hypoparathyroidism or tetanic convulsions.

Dude:Yo man I gots dat pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism nigga!
Dude2:Nigga whats dat!
Dude:Its like pseudohypoparathryroidism but just not as bad!
Dude2:Damn!That shits curzy!

by D3WM May 20, 2009

pseudomerican

1. a Puerto Rican
2. a resident or citizen of territory governed by the United States but not granted congressional voting representation

Although Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens, they are pseudomericans as islanders cannot vote in U.S. Presidential elections.

by KRE12 December 28, 2011

pseudodenial

the phase in a chasm between a male and a female in which the dumpee no longer wants to talk to the dumper because of a strong feeling of denial and in some rare cases resentment

The boy signed off the internet because he no longer wanted to talk to his ex girlfriensd because he was in the pseudodenial phase and attempted suicide.

by Mister Sanchez June 6, 2003

Pseudone

A person who is above the status of boyfriend/girlfriend and of wife/husband, but is not currently together is called the Pseudone.

Vanessa is Tony's pseudone.

by Ninja Tony February 16, 2010

Pseudorelative

a piece of sh** who assumes the role of a cousin for example and lusts his own family members incestually while not having the courage to bring it up. Works in the background 24/7 to make sure his family is measurable by tying up to other outside terrorists incl LE.

Andrew leal is a terrorist pseudorelative who had to be chopped off!!

by coolassmofo1 June 21, 2021

Pedosexual

A person who claims to be pedosexual is literally a pedophile. fbi open up

Harold: HEY LINDA GUESS WHAT IM PEDOSEXUAL
Linda: Harold wtf your literally a pedophile. Im calling the police and divorcing you
Harold: but im a part of the lgbtp..
Linda: -_-. The p is for pansexual...your an idiot harold
FBI: FBI OPEN THE DANG DOOR
Harold: oh noo
Linda: :)

by Monikaplier February 28, 2020