A friendship that is formed when two people are put in a situation outside of their control. Most applicable when the two individuals have little in common and otherwise would not form a relationship.
Jim: "So how did you and Bob meet? The two of you don't seem like you have much in common."
Frank: "I was on a skiing trip and Bob and I ended up on the same gondola...I guess you could call it a proximity friendship."
Frank: "I was on a skiing trip and Bob and I ended up on the same gondola...I guess you could call it a proximity friendship."
by Jonny T October 1, 2007
Get the proximity friendship mug.A polite way to call a person of African American decent a porch monkey. Often used to offend a person without them getting mad at you.
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Pooping into the tank of a toilet, and taking the float out. This will make poopy water overflow from the toilet tank. The pure genious of this action is that most people almost always leave the bathroom while the tank is still filling.
"I went to that frat house last night and planted a proximity mine, by taking the float out and pooping in the tank of one of their toilets."
by Pantanto April 30, 2004
Get the proximity mine mug.The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...
As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.
by igottago... July 29, 2011
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Get the Primate mug.When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.
-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.
by Cherhawkinof October 16, 2009
Get the Proximity Tech Support mug.To engage in sexual relations with the person who is the nearest geographical distance to you. This usually occurs without regard for self worth.
Although Alan had been making eye contact with the fetching young woman across the bar, he decided to indiscriminately proximity fuck the less attractive, unsavory woman to his immediate right, out of ease.
Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.
Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.
by SaucyK February 6, 2012
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