antiwar protestor

Someone who needs to learn to spell.

Anti-war ProtestEr.

The Anti-war protester cannot spell protester.

by Jbooze October 12, 2003

protester

A person who seriously engages in the hobby of protesting. They run around screaming trying to change the world by getting "them" to do the right thing instead of finishing college, getting a job, or running for office.

My last girlfriend was mad about the environment, the War, and animal rights, so instead of working she went to meetings with other angry protesters.

by drdavidcalling September 23, 2006

Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.

They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.

by Hayes Haze May 17, 2021

protesturbator

n. a person who likes to frequently participate in demonstrations in order to feel good about advocating some issue without really doing anything impacting

Geez! Those protesturbators have signs covering their walls from every rally they've been to.

by V4V December 19, 2008

boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.

I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.

by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

Fridge protector

Of some calls you a fridge protector they are saying you’ll do anything to protect the food in the fridge therefore calling you fat. If someone says this to you slap the shit out them.

Him: Shutchyo big fridge protector ass up
Me: *spaps the shit out this bum ass Biggs who think he can all me fat like nigga where*

by thatniggaaagabyyyy September 23, 2018