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Future-Proofin

When a Youtuber stops making an argument mid video, to argue about potential stupid comments in the future.
When your best friends says "I think you act retarded. Not retarded in a mentally disabled way, but in a extremely stupid way."

And you reply "Man you're future-proofin so hard right now, just to not get called out by friends for saying the R word like that in 2021"
by DaGOATWannabe July 11, 2021
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proofreading

Checking your god damn paper for incorrect spelling and grammatical mistakes.
I should have been proofreading my paper last night instead of watching "The Office." I could have caught my wrong use of the word "There."
by Jesus = Jew October 5, 2016
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panda proof

Exceptionally smart people doing incredibly dumb things.
Doug could you update the document so Jason can submit it to a customer without reading it or knowing how to write? What you want me to make it Panda Proof?
by Perfunctory Yeti May 15, 2014
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arrest proof

When someone is immune to being arrested by the police because they are too filthy to touch. Typically, this would be a skid row bum who stinks to high heaven that has pissed their pants and has a black alcohol turd smeared on their ass and is carrying everything they own in a shopping cart.
Unless the person is wanted for a mass murder, the police will not arrest or frisk such a person nor place them in the back seat of their cruiser to smell it up.
Hey partner, I don't care if that filthy bum stole that bottle of Thunderbird, as far as we are concerned he is arrest proof and he can walk!
by warnhubb September 23, 2006
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Nigga Proof

The act of locking your car from the inside.
by Archangel Tyrael October 7, 2012
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Fact-proof Ignorance Bubble

The hard shell that surrounds the head and brain of all Trump supporters.
The decline of education in America and the coinciding rise in more Americans afflicted with the Dunning-Krueger syndrome is strong evidence that many people live in a Fact-proof Ignorance Bubble, free of rational thought, logic and common sense.

Trying to discuss world events with Trump Supporters is useless since they live in a Fact-proof Ignorance Bubble.
by Cage Britney December 24, 2018
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profstitute

A person (usually female) who consistently chooses profile pictures on social media in which they are wearing little clothing to attract attention to themselves, and gain maximum "likes." Essentially selling themselves out for online attention.
"Yo bro did you see Jessica's new bikini prof pic? She got 450 likes!"
"Yeah cuz shes such a profstitute doe."
by Skilliam Shakespeare February 28, 2014
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