professor venomous

the hot purple scientist from OK K.O.

“Professor Venomous! I like him cause he’s level -7, and because he’s purple!”

by helpimgonnaeatacookie June 6, 2020

sham process

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.

The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

trust the process

Trusting the process involves supporting a team who is tanking on purpose in order to hoard draft picks as well as assets. Trust the process, also abbreviated as TTP, is somewhat cult-like at times.

Sixers fans TTP by rooting for their team despite three continuous years of less than 20 wins.
Other NBA teams claim to trust the process, but only Sixers fans really get it.

by InHinkieWeTrust July 25, 2016

Professor Chaos

Made Famous by South Park's Butters, Professor Chaos is arguably the most feared super villain of all time

Boy Howdy, Am i sure afraid of Professor chaos

by professorchaos1 November 25, 2010

Professor oakin

When a mentor sends you on a journey so he can bang your single mother

Almight is straight up professor oakin deku

by Saugy_are_died March 10, 2020

pulling a Professor Gates

Breaking into one's own home.

Dude, I locked my keys inside the house and couldn't get inside! I ended up pulling a Professor Gates.

by KBLI August 26, 2009

Profeshunal

Profeshunal, an incompetent person or firm who pretends to know what they are doing and charges a full rate to deliver a shoddy service or product.

Look at this profeshunal repair.

This product is made by a profeshunal company.

Take a look at this wonky wall, it was built by a profeshunal builder.

by Big-G April 7, 2020